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What a rip-off. I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess.
Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I`ve been one for 30 some years now.
People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
You are here: X
I have Beer.
I would run a marathon. If the only 2 bars were 26.2 miles apart and the first one was closed.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
My favorite word is `apparently`. Makes anything sound sarcastic. He`s intelligent, apparently.
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
It`s not stalking if you love them!
I never drink unless I am alone or with somebody.
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.