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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
I`m just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again.
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
I`m certain that the reason for Wasps, Hornets, and Yellowjackets was to remind grown men that they can still scream like a little girl.
My wife is a perfectionist but she made an exception in my case.
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
I have this empty feeling inside of me. Wait, there`s my drink.
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Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.