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It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser.
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Sunglasses: I don’t want to make awkward eye contact with certain people.
If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
There`s a time and a place for non-alcoholic beer. Never, and down the drain.
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.