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You know you are getting old when you see girls from TEEN category moved to MATURE & MILFS.
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!
Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
The best thing about being single is all the sleeping around you can do…I can sleep all over my bed!
Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.
You´re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!