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Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they`re looking for ideas.
Settle down homemade play dough parents.
Just a reminder that your coworkers aren`t going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it.
I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
My friend said "hey that girl has a nice butt" I said "yes i bet she can sit down excellently "
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.
You know you are in the hood when your portable GPS says “Drive faster and put me under the seat.”
Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?