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Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like it`s okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect
I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!
The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"
I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.