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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
I shouldn`t have to work. People should just pay me for being awesome.
I`ve set my "life goals" to stuff I`ve already done so literally every day now I`m overachieving. It`s all about perspective.
Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa
It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destoroy the illusion that I am a nice person.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much sh!t to carry.
You call it camping. I call it getting drunk with insects.
If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision.