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I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
Last night I had this awesome dream, where I fought this huge fat ninja and knocked him out with my super power punch. I`d tell you more but I have to take my wife to the doctor. She has this mysterious black eye.
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they say "to boldly go where no one has gone before", when they get there, they always meet someone?
If the plan is “drink beer now, figure out life later” then yes, everything is going according to plan.
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I want to have sex, she’ll object.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”