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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
If you really want to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.
Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax, We get it you`re unoriginal and watch SOA ... Hold on my daughter Grey`s Anatomy is crying.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
Never judge a girl`s boob size by their jacket.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
I read an article the other day that said if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank God I only drink every night.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
If my fridge had glass doors I would still stand there and hold the door open.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
Bicyclists, it`s one thing to hog the road, but it`s quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls.