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With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I`m affordable" instead of "I`m adorable".
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones? I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?
"The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
Remember before the internet when all the people at the video store knew you watched porn alone on Saturday mornings
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Note to self: Asking the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your Facebook status in no way helps you get out of a DUI.
When we were kids, we didn`t have Pokemon Go. If we wanted to look for things that weren`t there, we would get stoned like normal people.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on?
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.