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You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
Please don`t hastag out loud...
Pizza: nah, Sex: eh, Drinking: no thanks, It`s so hard thinking of what to give up for Lent...
NEVER go to a wet t shirt contest drunk. I won 2nd place.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
You know you`re broke when your Bologna Does Not have a first name!
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Anyone who wastes my time is a clocksucker.
If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
This is a lousy dating site.
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
I like to start my day by taking a shower, having some coffee and going online for 14-16 hours.
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
Hangry: (noun) a state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation -- Feed me or I`ll kill you.