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wonders how you can knock sense into someone when you`re beating them senseless?
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let`s try to leave better kids for our planet.
My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they`ll erase what they did during the week.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.