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A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Stretch marks? You mean sick a$$ lightning tattoos.
I’m a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
I`m just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner
Save water- shower with me!
Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!