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What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person.
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
I`d like to apologize for getting drunk and making an ass of myself at your Christmas party next week...
Apparently, "Step up your game" isn`t the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
Everyone`s self worth should only be measured by how useful they would be in the zombie apocalypse.
Call me old school, but cigarettes should not have USB ports
I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
When I die I`m going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn`t eat.
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.