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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me.
A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
if your an astronaut, and you don`t end a relationship with "look, I just need space.." then your wasting everyones time
My girlfriend left me because I`m a legend ... Or to quote her, `Arrogant`.
If a cannibal is late for dinner, do they give him the cold shoulder?
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Some people are flirting with my delete & block button