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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
Just think of me as the guy next door. With a telescope.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
Ice cream is clearly God`s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
If Tetris has taught me anything it`s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
If nothing else, love is nice because it confirms that you do not hate everyone. Just everyone minus one.
Remembering to remember is always the first thing I forget.