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I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
?-- that guy is cute ?
Remember kids, the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.
My panic room is a walk-in beer cooler at the liquor store.
I don`t get personal trainers. I`ve never been exercising and thought "man, I wish someone hot was criticizing me right now."
There`s never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
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The only human interaction I want for the rest of the day is the exchange of money between me and the liquor store cashier
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Apparently banned from the petting zoo...
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.