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Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
A slug is just a divorced snail.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
If the universe didn`t want me to eat four pop-tarts for breakfast I wouldn`t have four slots on my toaster...
Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn`t even apply for the job.
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.
A friend suggested I see a therapist but the truth is, I like being f*cked up.
You know that old saying? If you seen one woman naked. You want to see all women naked.