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Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!
Taking down my Christmas tree would probably just be a waste of time at this point.
Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little. ;)
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
How Big is Infinity?
Common sense is like deodorant....The people who need it most never use it.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.