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therapy is expensive...vodka is not. need I say more....
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
Let`s start by taking some notes today. I`m fabulous bitches! Write that down.
Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
I would be a great procrastinator ... if I could ever get around to it.
There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
Ok ... I just had a talk with myself, and it did not go well. Now I`m grounded.