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7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
If animals spoke our language we`d be in their debt because they`d have some seriously incriminating dirt on all of us.
Hate cleaning my floors...how fast would I go to hell if I got a blind roommate and replaced his cane with a swiffer?
So far my only real accomplishment in life has been not having kids.
To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
I have nothing!
2015 and I still can`t believe it`s not butter!