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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
My New Year`s Resolution is to stop making late decisions.
Somebody told me I need adult supervision. I was like "I Know!" It would be awesome to be able to see through walls and shoot lasers out my eyes.
Judging from my last 5 relationships I am convinced my heart is trying to kill me
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
Well I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I`d say my people skills are improving.
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I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she`ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.