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If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
Wow! Sit-Downs are way easier than Sit-Ups!
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
it`s friday o clock
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
My house is not a mess. It`s just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure. Like a museum.
If ghosts existed, why are they all apparently from the last 100 years or so? Wouldn’t there be evidence of a Neanderthal ghost here and there?
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.