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I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don`t know whose side I`m on.
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
As a man I am so thankful I don`t have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
The old saying "I wouldn`t wish this on my worst enemy"... Clearly you have forgotten why they are your worst enemy.
Ladies, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest, eat a banana.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would`ve been a lot more interesting.
You know that greener grass you see over there? You do realize it`s because they fertilize it with bullsh!t right?