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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
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I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
Apparently, I did not use enough a$$hole repellent today
If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
Scream “Chrome is better than Firefox” around a group of geeks if you wanna see them argue for 2 hours.
If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
Just heard a lady say "When in doubt, get a pizza"... I don`t know who this woman is but she`s my new life coach.