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People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
Just moisturized my hands and now I can`t get out of the bathroom. Send help.
If you are stalking me, please keep up, I have a lot of errands today.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
When life gives you lemons... all you need is tequila (and salt).
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
"We have HBO" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry.
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas