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Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
You know you watch too much porn when you go to a hospital expecting a threesome.
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
I wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.
To do list- (1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for the reaction.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
Facebook reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, `Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?`
They say money doesn`t bring you happiness.... I say....neither does being broke....
I may be asking too much of this coffee.