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Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
My house looks like I`m losing a game of Jumanji.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
awesome collection!
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
This isn`t a bakery. We don`t sugarcoat sh!t