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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.
If it weren’t for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Long story short, I love summaries.
Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
You know its cold out ......when you go outside..... and it`s cold out
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
When one door closes and another one opens, it`s time to pack up and leave because your house is clearly haunted.
I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
I stop at random Jehovah`s Witness houses and drop off copies of Rolling Stone.