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The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
Attention fuels immaturity
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I hate when I text a girl "I love you" and she`s like "no you don`t." Like bitch, I just fapped to your profile picture, I think I`d know.
Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don`t end up like everyone I went to high school with.
All these women on the 48 dating sites I`ve joined, seem so f*cking sad and desperate.
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.
My problem is, I`m about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!