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My day so far: 1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively
If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
People that chew gum and drink alcohol what the f*ck is wrong with you.
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
"Let`s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise" - sports fans
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Facebook: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk post the world?
No really I`m fine, I have drugs and alcohol to block out reality, but thanks anyway...