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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
Does all this status updating make my ego look fat?
This is why my kids dont take me places anymore ... Waitress: “Do u have any questions about the menu?” Me: ” Yes, What kind of font is this?”
“I demand a recount.” – Me, in a nugget dispute at McDonald’s.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
Some young men are like bottles of wine. They need to be tended to carefully & given time to mature; which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
Hey, sorry I`m late ... I didn`t want to come
First you told me to be myself now you`re telling to me not be an idiot. Make up your mind woman!
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !