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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
I learned how to kiss passionately by practicing on my hand, but now it just uses me for sex.
I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
Pretty much always 3-5 seconds away from just laying down wherever I am.
I think my "check engine" light has finally burned out. So that`s good.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
The Three Up`s in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut
Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest....
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )
roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you