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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can...
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she`s going to get me something.
"Well, now I see how you came up with the word `Microsoft`." -Melinda Gates (on their wedding night)
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait… Regular or Asian?
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
If I say "I don`t know, let me look", I`m really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you`re on hold.