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in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
To whom it may concern: I need more money and power ... ASAP thanks!
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it`s written in english.
You think I’m mean? If only you knew what I say in my head.
I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused