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I just gave my ex a big hug which can only mean one thing. That`s right I have the flu and I love sharing.
is tring to fool people into thinking I have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
Soul mates are people with the mutual understanding that no one else will put up with their sh!t.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
Try Zumba, It`s awesome ... on my way to the emergency room.
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
Cops never say “thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. It’s just plain selfish.