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So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
Sometimes I think if it weren`t for the gutter my mind would be homeless...
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
The secret to success is in my bra.
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night.
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk