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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
my cross-eyed girlfriend left me today. She was seeing someone else.
for some reason my plans to workout never work out
Just about the time I started to give a crap, my attitude became constipated......
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
My favorite beer is the next one.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
If you get angry, just relax, take a deep breath and count to ten, unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
I just want to point out that I am an Amazon Prime member so it`s about time you guys started treating me with a little respect.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
Do Me: a favor. - Punctuation is important.
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me...
Ever wonder if we`re just a reality TV show for a more intelligent species?