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Nothing says "I mean business" like bringing a shopping cart to the liquor store.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
I`m worried that my guardian angel is a crack head.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: "None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
Personally, I think failure should be an option
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water. I drank it. – The Opportunist
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.