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I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.
Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
I believe in helping the homeless. That`s why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
Here’s the thing about work: I really don’t feel like doing any.
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.