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FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that`s easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president.
I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you`re right fellas, men are smarter than women.
Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
You know you`re old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can`t get it because their parents must be 18 or older.
Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but Iām trying to be proactive.
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!