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Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
Why is the guy who serves you at the restaurant called a waiter, when it is you that is waiting?
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
I need a six month vacation Twice a year.
If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."
I wonder if pet products are tested on humans?
"I can`t wait for New Years to be over!" -my liver