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in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
+ if you wish you could record your dreams.
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
I bet you can`t keep the funny and not funny the same number.
Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm
Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that`s not already taken.
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?