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When I hear a person say "My Mom didn`t raise no dummy", I feel like saying "She lied to you"
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
I have cat-like reflexes. If I hear a loud noise, I keep napping.
Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
So how old does a highway have to be before you tell him he`s adopted?
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
I don`t know why the Petco cashier gave me this look when I asked for the fish`s Birth date.
For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job...
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
Most people don`t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.