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I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
The reason Rump Roast is called Rump Roast is because nobody would eat it if it was called Cow A$$
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you`ll meet the man of your dreams.
Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
From now on, I will be replacing the word `sh*t` with `sugar` in my facebook statuses, so that I don`t come across as being so f*cking vulgar all the time.
I bet it’s called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
I checked my horoscope today and all I can say is ...WOW!! I`m a Taurus and I looked it up and sure enough,it says I was born between 4/21-5/21!! Well played horoscope, well played.
Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
New Study: Long-term beer drinking can lead to depression, also known as "running out of beer."
Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It`s called Facebook.
Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn’t pay their electric bill either.