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What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
Yes, I realize I’m leaving early. But don’t forget, I also came in late.
Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
I`m worried that my guardian angel is a crack head.
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he`s a keeper.
Sometimes you just have to logout...
What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I`m not doing this sh!t."
How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.