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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
liquor stores should sell Shamwows.. I bet they would conquer any challenge alcohol can conjure up. spills.. puke.. all kinds of messes.
If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
This is a private status. Please don`t tell anyone about it.
All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
"It`s the little things in life that make you laugh," my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart.
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
I worry about the future because I know my friends that are teachers.
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I`m Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.