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Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
Dang I didn`t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
*breaking news music plays* Last thought of the night: Why is now everyone talkin` bout "twerkin`"? Man, that shyt been `round since the days of Hammer pants and spandex shorts!!!!
It’s strange to think that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid.
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
Just saw Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter... So that`s how it happened! I knew what I learned in history class was a bunch of crap!
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
All I`m saying is if I`m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
Don`t have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
I have tonight off so if anyone’s free let’s go somewhere and look at our phones together.
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.