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That awkward moment when you get in the van... And there`s no candy.
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
I like having an ex ...it gives me something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
Care less and you’ll stress less.
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
Don`t threaten to leave people, surprise them by actually leaving.
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.