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Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
You know you`re getting older when your friends start using the term "Pregnant" instead of "Knocked Up"
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato.
Relationship status: running out of films on Netflix.
The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald`s Playland ball pit
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.