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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, sheโs a keeper.
Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
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Does anyone else make transformer noises when changing sex positions? Asking for a friend.
LIKE IF youโฆ walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
I`m going to hire two private detectives to follow each other .