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What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?”
I`ll never forget the first time I saw a dry erase board, "Wow" I thought, "that`s remarkable"
“we should hang out soon” loosely translates to I’m doing everything in my power to end this stupid conversation.
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.