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Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
I just leased a 2013 lamborghini, no payments till January. Those f@kin Mayans better be right.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they`ve been lying.
I spent at least half an hour trying to get my girlfriends bra off. I will never try wearing that again.
I always wince when someone tells me they’re going to hit the sack.
I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t.
Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.