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I love a good nap. Sometimes it`s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
Turns out that my get rich painfully slow scheme isn`t working out either.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
All the guys in working out photos look like they`re straining or in pain, but there`s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy. Just saying.
This headache feels like dumb people
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
So you constantly feel sorry for yourself and feel the need to tell everyone all about it. I can’t imagine why he left you.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
My illusion of having the Force is crushed the minute the remote is slightly out of reach.
Chip clips are for quitters.