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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone’s battery.
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
I can`t believe that it`s almost the year 2014 and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
I`m just standing here...50 yards away, waiting for the restraining order to expire.
so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.
If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
I need a new bad decision.
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.