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Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
I just want one spam email that`s like, "Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized p*nis."
I don`t know why I ever signed up for Facebook. I mean like seriously, this dating website sucks!
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
? Taken ? Single ? So sexy that they’re all scared to go out with me.
When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.