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If gas prices keep going up I`m cutting off the bottom of my car and I`m "Flintstoning" That mf!
I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn`t know you did that for fun.
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you`ve lost is a regular pigeon.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
I’m like a kid in a candy store. I can’t afford anything.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, can burn your a$$ tomorrow.
You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
Feeling pretty good about myself today so I`m going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal
You might call it lazy ... I call it selective participation.