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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
I don`t try to annoy people; its just a gift.
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
Just bought myself a mistletoe belt buckle. Wish me luck.
Its O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point ! ... trust me
I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
Your things are terrific.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
Last person to like this wins a prize.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.
That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if he sold tacos.
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.